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With the
Philadelphia voice
Tells me what I want to hear
He’s a straight-up guy
Not about chatter
He gets to the point
And doesn’t want to hear
Roundabout questions
And especially not
Comments on Philadelphia sports
Not in this hot weather
Not about his cold teams
And now my taxes
Don’t seem so hard to prepare
For this delinquent expat
He’s thrown away my worries
Discarded them like
An Eagles’ linebacker
Throwing down a slow blocker
To get at his target
And destroy him
I still don’t like
the IRS
But I like
I like